you know, we can all agree that High Priest P’chogothabog had a rough first month, but now that he’s pledged to recite his world-devouring incantations in a civil tone instead of hoarsely screaming them, I’m impressed by how Priestly he has become

honestly now that he’s behaving himself it’s really on us to entertain his policy of rending gashes in space-time and summoning the Old Ones to gorge themselves on the soft, quivering bodies of humanity

let’s give him a chance at least

Storm photo public domain via Unsplash. “Cursed star” by Lorc (CC BY 3.0).