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Presidential

you know, we can all agree that High Priest P’chogothabog had a rough first month, but now that he’s pledged to recite his world-devouring incantations in a civil tone instead of hoarsely screaming them, I’m impressed by how Priestly he has become

honestly now that he’s behaving himself it’s really on us to entertain his policy of rending gashes in space-time and summoning the Old Ones to gorge themselves on the soft, quivering bodies of humanity

let’s give him a chance at least


Storm photo public domain via Unsplash. “Cursed star” by Lorc (CC BY 3.0).

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terrifyingly grown-up product idea: plain yogurt in Go-Gurt tubes

how long do you have to keep bees before they’ll follow you into battle? my duel is next tuesday & nowhere will sell me a pistol

sign above dining-hall coffee: “Hot, fresh, and ethical.”

hey me too

The moon knows.

ARTIST: it represents how we’re all addicted to technology

EVERYONE EVER: omg it’s so true wow how novel and insightful

for too long, that mysterious orb has watched us from the night sky. this is why, as president, I will personally fight the moon.

*applause*

regarding infinite loops

regarding infinite loops

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