(tap tap tap) Hello? Is this thing on?

I’m in the process of switching hosts, which is boring technical stuff that means the site may misbehave. If Brainthoughts is wonky in the next week or two, please nod, tell yourself, “Ah, yes, Spencer warned me of this,” and carry on your day unpeeved.

Maybe make yourself a cup of tea, too. You deserve it, you rockstar!